Wow, what a way to kick off March Madness, am I right? Of the first 16 games, 8 (that's half) were decided in either OT (overtime) or by 3 points or less. That means things were exceptionally close! For comparison, only nine games TOTAL last year were decided by the same criteria. You know what else is close? The rankings in the ongoing Official Awl March Madness Bracket Tournament Challenge!
There's a tie at the top of the board between two people, someone named J. Elliott, with his bracket the Detective Goose (figuring out the meaning of that should drive me insane for the rest of the day) and P. Gaines with the Pete's Jayhawks bracket-I'm going to go out on a limb and say P in "P. Gaines" stands for Pete. Deductive reasoning score! Swish! Still, not one of you has managed to get every single game right. Here's where most people seem to have gone awry:
• Georgetown sucking balls. I watched almost all of this game and can say that they really were never trying at all and Ohio was playing with some real "Let's do this!" fervor.
• A big year for Murrays. Not only is the Murray character from "Flight Of The Conchords" seeing a huge-to-mild resurgence by way of his HP ad campaign, but also the school Murray State provided one of the bigger upsets of the day by beating those obnoxious and preppy Vanderbilt Commodores (WTF? How obnoxious is that mascot?) with an insane shot by Danero Thomas as time ran out, sending the mainstream media into a real tizzy. Nice Vera Bradley luggage, losers.
Furthermore, do you guys think anyone at HBO or either of the actual Flight Of The Conchords are seeing any cash from the participation of Rhys Darby in these ads? They never address the character by name and he doesn't necessarily do anything that's particularly Murray-ish besides being a New Zealander so it seems like it could really go either way. ALSO, if you google Rhys Darby, you can see a really random picture of him when he's not all Murray'd up and without a mustache even. So that's cool/weird I guess?
• A few other upsets. Marquette, with its ugly-ass jerseys (below) lost to Washington, which I believe is located in the state of Washington, and Old Dominion prevailed over Notre Dame. Both games were 11 seeds over 6 seeds with close scores, but one was significantly more exciting than the other, as Notre Dame and Old Dominion scored a total of 100 points. That's like women's college basketball scoring, or so I've heard. Don't get me wrong, I love lay-ups and sick mid-range jumpers as much as the next guy, but I don't respect women's athletic prowess nearly enough to actually watch them play organized sports, much less look at their box scores.

So here's the rundown as we enter Day Two: A quick glance shows that most of you have Kansas winning your the whole thing, but Duke, Syracuse, and Kentucky are very much in the mix. This makes sense, since they are the the highest ranked seeds in each of their divisions-who says The Awl audience doesn't get sports?!
The current highest ranking Awl contributor is Eric "Old Jews Telling Jokes" Spiegelman, while, amongst the staff, Choire and Alex are tied for the 184th position and I am in a modest logjam at 234. But you know what? Winners are not made in the first day of the tournament and it's a marathon not a sprint and all's well that ends well.

"Nice Vera Bradley luggage, losers."
Katie Baker-Bakes will see you in her office now.
I see she picks her totes like she picks her teams.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO THIS, RIGHT?
The things I do for Jock Jams.
I'm still rather shocked you picked Kansas to win it all. I had you pegged for a Duke man all the way.
I am tied with 576 others for 114th place.
Me too. It's crowded.
I chose my bracket using a complicated mix of numerology and long-standing regional prejudices. As long as I finish up ahead of Choire in the standings, I will consider that as validation of my lifestyle choices.
CHOIRE WILL CUT YOU IN HIS OFFICE NOW.
If not, I'll validate your lifestyle choices for you, in the form of a big red stamp: "VALIDATED". It can be stamped wherever you like..
It should be noted that I am currently losing this arbitrary challenge I set for my bracket, but I admire your fighting spirit!
I find I am caring way more than a person who has never watched a single basketball game should. Like I'm letting the scores keep refreshing in another tab as I work? Even though I have to keep looking at my bracket to remind myself which team I am supposed to be rooting for.
Finally I get to do well in something that doesn't involve drinking or napping. Tied for 43rd? I'll take it.
I am in the big cluster of people ranked 12! This is the best I have ever done at Spring-Time Sports Flowchart! But Georgetown, I hate you guys so much and the points I will not earn from you for the next few rounds. I hope everyone farts on your charter flight back to DC. Repeatedly.
I'm tied for 12th too! This means we're sworn enemies or best buddies? I don't know bracket etiquette.
Best buddies, but we'll get drunk and and angry with each other every time we attend a wedding for some reason.
Sure, I'm happy that I'm tied for 3rd after the first day.
But where, exactly, are Cho's, Balk's and Choire's brackets?
Mine: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/entry?entryID=179443
Choire: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/entry?entryID=3288221
Alex: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/entry?entryID=3284552
Turns out, the ranking screen I was looking at was out of date, and Choire is currently beating Alex and me who are tied.
Hey listen, what the three of you do in the privacy of your own ApartOffice is your business.
Kinky!
Good one!
ZING ZING ZING
I'm too tired to make a Georgetown joke--and I won't even look at my picks, because they blow.
Hell with it. Hoya Hate. & so: I thought Julia Allison had used up all her eligibility. She still can't take anyone down low.
Fucking Hoyas. Flushed my bracket down the crapper on the first day.
Can someone point me to the blog where I can eavesdrop on the geighs and steal decorating tips? I thought I knew where that was but when I put in the url my browser keeps taking me here.
First page losers!
and by this I mean: I'm ON THE FIRST PAGE!
First page, losers?
trash talk fail?
Oh, so I'm at the right place after all.
I remain confused about a marketing strategy that has us registering for accounts at ---and obsessively consulting--another site. Which I am now doing! Why I do not know, as the numbers next to the rankings make no sense?
I did get the VB joke though. Maybe some sort of conversion into a system that has meaning is in order. Luggage, shoes, Estonian blowjobs?
I also enjoyed "box scores."
Suck it, Big East. The rest of you had better live up to my totally unreasonable expectations or else.
Also, Georgetown, you might want to gaurd number 0, he's all they have. Oh, too late.
I'm almost in last place, and behind Mary HK Choi, but at least my champion didn't lose yesterday like hers. You would not know from my performance that I ran a pool for ten years.
Never bet on the Irish the day after St. Patty's day.
Can someone explain why S. Freedland has 5,032,209,4453,865,290 different brackets filled out?
An almost pathological need for Jock Jams?
Next time I'm just going to go all out with my strategy of fantasy match ups and destroying teams from regions I dislike. This half-fantasy/half-realsies strategy is total fail. Old Dominion? Why did I not pick that amazing name? Georgetown ugh.
Fuck! I'm down to 267 with Ms. Bry and the Nurse. Who knew Mormon's could ball?
What the hell's that supposed to mean?
I was referring to the beating delivered to Florida by BYU of all teams. No aspersions were cast in your direction.
I got that part!