"But some marriage experts say that taking your disagreements to Facebook, even jokingly, is nothing to LOL about." *THROWS DOWN LAPTOP, STOMPS OUT OF ROOM, GOES OUTSIDE, LIGHTS HOUSE ON FIRE*
Thursday, March 18, 2010
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burn it down.
Don't throw down your laptop! Give it to Balk!
I like how he didn't go with plain old "Quenqua" as his Twitter name, presumably to avoid confusion with all the others out there.
You know the arson investigators can still see this, right?
Everytime I see this happen and they reconcile, followed by oozy woozy lovey pics captioned "my hot wife", it takes all my restraint to not write "I thought you guys were divorced?!"
I just de-friend. It's refreshing.
See, if you folks were straights, you could get married, and then vent via Facebook, instead of burning houses down and stuff.
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LOL
Also, the ladies pictured? Less ass-in-sofa Facebook and week-long birthday-cake eating contest, more stairmaster.
Where's the Owen hate? Come on, commenters, you're slacking.
I think that already is a comment, Valleywag, back in the day. Maybe verbatim; but if not, the idea is there.
Is there a paragraph missing or something? I do not understand this post.
Check use of verbs.
Is this one of those things where I'm supposed to know who Douglas Quenqua and Owen Thomas are? Would this be 10 times funnier?
I know who Owen is, and it didn't help me in the least...
Something must be done, that's for sure.
Why do people hate Owen Thomas? Catch me up!