As part of their continuing campaign to prove to the world that Sarah Palin is going bald, the folks at Wonkette point to this photo. In the interest of fairness, we should note that it might not be a wig at all. It could just be a huge mushroom cloud rising above the mountains behind her.
Friday, March 19, 2010
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Or she has gone the Björk route and tied a dead octopus to her head.
Yes. I thought something was trying to eat her at first, and I would have said something but I didn't want to interrupt.
There was a report, oh, a year ago or so, from some stylist hired by the McCain campaign that Sarah's hair was falling out, that she was extremely self-conscious about this (who wouldn't be!), and that increasingly heroic measures were required for her to sport her signature pouffe. It was all quickly denied by her hairstylist back in Wasilla. But hmm! Is this like the Jarvik 7 of hair maintenance?
It is to cover her cranium which houses her massive, massive brain.
I do hear they swell up when they get wet.
That theory is hairbrained.
It suddenly occurs to me that if they won they white House, McCain and Palin could've gone to Halloween parties as the Professor and Mary Ann.
With wigs, she can be a different woman every night - which is pretty much every man's dream. If only there were a personality wig, though.
Snooki!
She looks like a Richard Kelly character.
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2007_Southland_Tales/2007_southland_tales_006.jpg
You would think with all that Going Rogue money she could at least afford a human hair wig.
It's kind of mullety, no?
Mrs. Brady called. She wants her hair back.
I'm getting a vague Bobbie Gentry vibe from that big raven hair which I normally find to be a bit of a turn on. But there are always exceptions.
She should be singing Coalminer's Daughter with that coif.
Will Alaska be able to see Putin's rearing head behind her hair?
Brunette Elly May Clampett do.