Carla Bruni had two hot dogs for lunch yesterday. Just thought you should know.
I got her half-smoke right HERE.
I've graphed this out;expect to see a corresponding rise in hot dog consumption in population at large.
After enough eurotrash call girls, every man's tastes will turn to the exotic. Because that ain't nothing but free time and some boyish curiosity.
My vice remains blumpkins in RV chemical toilets. That's just how I roll.
Trying to think of a double-teamed joke but failing for want of caffeine…
In a row?
Spit-roasted.
Not to spoil the fun, but what she ate or didn't eat is being disputed.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2010/03/30/what-the-hell-did-president-sarkozy-and-carla-bruni-eat-at-bens-chili-bowl/#more-18642
Goddamnit! I thought she was Just Like US. I was so ready to start hotdogging my way to a perfect ass.
I know, right??? Doubtless she went back to her hotel or the embassy to eat her customary lunch of 3 French lima beans and air.
Actually the mystery has finally be solved!
Carla Bruni had a hot dog, and shared a half smoke with Sarkozy, who also had a chili burger.
The kids apparently had a half smokes and chili burgers.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2010/03/31/mystery-solved-president-sarkozy-and-first-lady-bruni-split-a-half-smoke/
We take our Ben's Chili Bowl news seriously in D.C.
News you can use.
Not knowing what a half-smoke was I mentally saw a comma after "Sarkozys eat" and thought they'd shared a Gitane between them.
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I got her half-smoke right HERE.
I've graphed this out;expect to see a corresponding rise in hot dog consumption in population at large.
After enough eurotrash call girls, every man's tastes will turn to the exotic. Because that ain't nothing but free time and some boyish curiosity.
My vice remains blumpkins in RV chemical toilets. That's just how I roll.
Trying to think of a double-teamed joke but failing for want of caffeine…
In a row?
Spit-roasted.
Not to spoil the fun, but what she ate or didn't eat is being disputed.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2010/03/30/what-the-hell-did-president-sarkozy-and-carla-bruni-eat-at-bens-chili-bowl/#more-18642
Goddamnit! I thought she was Just Like US. I was so ready to start hotdogging my way to a perfect ass.
I know, right??? Doubtless she went back to her hotel or the embassy to eat her customary lunch of 3 French lima beans and air.
Actually the mystery has finally be solved!
Carla Bruni had a hot dog, and shared a half smoke with Sarkozy, who also had a chili burger.
The kids apparently had a half smokes and chili burgers.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2010/03/31/mystery-solved-president-sarkozy-and-first-lady-bruni-split-a-half-smoke/
We take our Ben's Chili Bowl news seriously in D.C.
News you can use.
Not knowing what a half-smoke was I mentally saw a comma after "Sarkozys eat" and thought they'd shared a Gitane between them.