In the wake of another Catholic Church sex scandal, the Pope's brother-a former choirmaster at a church boarding school-admits that he used to slap his young charges around, but denies ever messing with them.
In the wake of another Catholic Church sex scandal, the Pope's brother-a former choirmaster at a church boarding school-admits that he used to slap his young charges around, but denies ever messing with them.
C'mon, it was just tickle fights!
It is gonna be a long spring of tickle fight jokes.
It disturbs me that I actually wish that some bit from the whole Andrew Young sex tape viewing party/etc. supersedes the tickle jokes! I hate the word, I hate being subjected to, and so on ..
Yeah. He slapped, but "had a bad conscience about it." (Luckily, he was in the right place to work on that.) He felt better when corporal punishment was "outlawed." ("But Officer, He made me do it!")
He also tickled but didn't inhale.
Yeah, that whole section was appalling. Like the abusive husband who says he feels terrible and he'll never do it again. Only, y'know, in this case the victims aren't adults and quite literally have no way out.
Pitch this story to the porn industry, it'll sell.
Nina Hartley's glasses are freakin' me out!
(All about the headline, and totally worth it.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guIHLxI3EMw
Will the pope's brother grant audiences to Jim Belushi and Frank Stallone?
The google ad for "Vatican Gifts" is a nice touch.