Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
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New iPhone App Adds All The Excitement Of Exercise And Number Crunching To Fucking

But does it work for chooching?This one's from the Sun, so take its origin story with a grain of salt, but anyway:"A WOMAN desperate to get her lazy boyfriend to exercise has invented an iPhone app that measures how many calories you burn off having sex. The 59p download, called the Bedometer, analyses the time and intensity of each romp…. The gizmo is put on the bed and measures raunchy activity using the iPhone or iPod Touch's motion sensor before adding up the calories." Listen, ladies, I don't care how badly you want your boyfriend to exercise: If he's only willing to have sex with you when there's an iPhone alongside you in the bed, something is very, very wrong.

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brianvan (#149)

Cho, take off the temperature widget off the top right navbar and put in a sex counter!

OuackMallard (#774)

Does it measure when one person is doing all the work?

HiredGoons (#603)

I think the 'multi-player' 'one player' refers to something else.

So the answer is: I don't know.

mathnet (#27)

Whatever. She's trying to get out of exercising, herself. "Miranda. You don't have to spin if you're having sex."

kneetoe (#1,881)

Some people work on their core, others have a great tongue workout.

HiredGoons (#603)

Everyone knows what the biggest muscle is right?

#why Gays are in such great shape

sailor (#396)

Trying to avoid erg output documentation in any context.

My calculations indicate that a vigorous 15-minute workout means a guilt-free 6.25 tablespoons of ejaculate for the ladies!

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