Hey, anyone want to go in and recolonize the increasingly user-free social-networking site MySpace? We can probably get some Blingees for cheap, if these numbers are any indication! "For the 30 days ending Feb. 19, it was only 18 million, a 6% decline from the previous 30 days. And the rate of decline only seems to be accelerating: The number of new unique users shrank 11%."

I have noticed that the posters seemed to be getting smaller.
Or you can join me as I rule over my domain of Russian sexbots in the Beyond Thunderdome-esque desert called Friendster.
I hate it when everyone else thinks of my glib-ass jokes first.
Now that you mention it; No, I do not want to go do that thing.
How's the book coming, Maura?
Anyway, us Friendster users have no need for that shit.
Given the class stratification observed between MySpace and Facebook, obviously this is a sign that the recession is over.
That's what they get for fucking up my Imeem account.