Yeah, don't look at me that way. It is a BABY ELEPHANT. They call him Mr. Shuffles, for God's sake! What is your heart made of, granite?
Thursday, March 11, 2010
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I can't view the video (work), but even I gotta saw "Awwwww." to "Mr. Shuffles".
Irony is, "Mr. Shuffles" is female.
Gender is a social construct.
Fucking baby elephants. They're all assholes you know. Lousy tippers, barely 5% on a good day.
Yes, but who doesn't love baby elephant stew?
Okay, fess up. Which one of you got Mr. Shuffles high? No wonder he can't walk right ....
There is no baby elephant, Balk's just fallen off the wagon again.
(non possessive 'Balks') - wait that doesn't look right...
you cry now, wait until Mr Shuffles the special needs elephant gets put down a few weeks from now.
Never in my life have I wanted anything quite as badly as I want David Cho to muck around with the backend and change Balk's login display name to "Mr. Shuffles" OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE???
I evil giggled.
Which is why I love you and would likely paw at your bosom after a few glasses of wine with ice.
She will, I can attest to this.
You wouldn't be the first. ..... Also, if Goons has a bosom, my entire sense of the world is turned upside down.
Oh no, I am 100% dude. I have seen it though and IT IS DAAAAARLING.
Oh, and for the record my heart is made of Obsidian because it's black, in addition to be hard.
If his mother were a donkey, she would have aborted him.
[debates the IT big brother consequences of googling "donkey abortion"]
Donkey punch!
I was going to come on here and make a nice sweet reference to Dumbo but this commenting thread has suddenly taken a rather... adult turn.
No kidding. I'm all motherly and sentimental today and it seems the other Awlers are...not.
(The sentimentality could have something to do with unfolding my grocery list this morning and finding, written carefully in 7-year-old print, "I will never stop loving you, ever, even if you are in hevin. I cros my heart.")
see, now that... can blogs have driveway moments, too?
whoa.