Okay, I've read this story three times now, and I'm still not sure about why one of these details merits inclusion.
A married female teacher enjoyed secret sex sessions with a 16-year-old pupil at the British Library and a luxury Park Lane hotel after seducing him during lessons, a court heard today.And no, I'm not talking about the pirate stuff, although that gets even creepier. Anyone?Teresa McKenzie, 39, became infatuated with the Jewish boy, sent him presents and wrote gushing love notes to her 'sweetheart', describing his 'strong shoulders, delicious lips and strawberries and cream hair.'
On one occasion the former education advisor gave the teenager a gift bag, which had a picture of a pirate on the front, full of condoms.
Because pirates typically have their swords unsheathed?
Well you took a stab at it.
something something walking his plank
The most unkindest cut of all.
In Britain, that detail is always considered noteworthy. It's one of those things about them that's really... foreign.
Yup, I always noticed that, too.
The British (amongst others) are somewhat institutionally anti-Semitic. It's something many would go out of their way to note.
I mean most people are. I'm just saying the British are included.
There is this underlying thing in Britain that Jews don't play by the rules. Jews are seen as not following the rules of society, they bone teachers etc. Translates in Israel not playing by the rules.
But, whatever, they took it out now, clearly there is like one lonely heeb working for the Daily Mail.
But it's the accumulation details that makes the story, "sex with hyperactive teenager in disable toilets of British Library" is like something out of a Will Self novel.
Yeah, the Chosen angle is by far the least surprising part.
Why give the location of the hotel? I mean really, do our small businesses (okay KCI's small businesses) need any more bad press?
What do I win?
If it's a gift bag with pirate condoms then YES.
I don't understand "strawberries and cream". Is that better or worse than being called a ginger? Or is it a special type of Jewish-only red?
I used to have it. Not so much lately.
And how in the world can they not tell us if she's Jewish as well. I mean, there could be a scandal here.
The scandal is if she IS Jewish, they didn't use a sheet*.
*(this does not actually happen)
Ha!
I thought that was Baptists?
Baptists only wear sheets to cross-burnings and ritualized dunkings.
I couldn't get the link to work, but what the hell is 'strawberries and cream hair'?
And agree with LondonLee, it's the details that make the story. Surprising that the teacher didn't wear a leg brace or something.
It sounds like a Mrs. Slocombe color.
He probably uses this http://tinyurl.com/yea2e3n
Yes. I believe the Jews use "differently abled toilets" because of the circumcision.
Were the toilets disabled before they had sex in the bathroom? If they disabled the toilets, they should have to pay to fix them.
+10
Peniscrime Island
"infatuated with the Jewish boy"sounds clumsy. "infatuated with the jew" would make a better point.
I've been sitting here for the last hour PRAYING
Praying what? That you could finish your post?
God just told you not to. And so you won't.
OK I might not be getting the joke here, but the reason they inserted the word "Jewish" is that this is the Daily Mail.
Well, The Mail were supporters of Hitler at one point.
So why were they allowed to use the handicap loo at the British Museum in the first place? There's probably only one. Imagine all the genuinely disabled visitors about to burst their bladders while Teacher and Pet are knee-trembling in the only available shitter? It's just fucking wrong. What's England coming to? And what's the story with the luxury Park Lane hostelry? Don't they check marriage licenses anymore?
What a heartwarming story of a ginger overcoming obstacles!
I think it's because she finally found a way to live out the fantasies she had heretofore only been able to express in the Disraeli/Thatcher smut she posted to her favorite time-trvalling Tory slash fiction site.
One of my professors in college (a Jewish Brit) once told me that a generation ago, any establishment named something like "Victoria and Empire Dry Cleaners" would inevitably have Jewish proprietors, whereas today it would be run by Indians.
WHO (Teresa and our young boychick), WHAT
HOW (w/ condom, ie. safe sex, appropriate for teacher-student); WHERE (disabled loos in British Library and the heights of luxe in Park Lane hotel); WHEN (as often as a randy young 16 year-old can go) and WHY
Please ignore previous. Seemed like a good idea before the laudanum cut in.
No mention of religion here but this teacher is way hotter
http://laist.com/2010/03/10/burbank_middle_school_teacher_arres.php
Well whatever it is, it happens on here too, because I just read in a comment on the porn story that Nina Hartley is 'a very nice, smart Jewess with a wicked sense of humor'...
Omg, has been redacted
But seriously: Jews be hottiez.
Little known fact: In the UK, "Jewish" is shorthand for "well-hung"
That they'd skip at this particular point in time is not a surprise. Undoubtedly, they are flying over it, to the far-away beaches, where my experience has been that every tourist has his or her own personal SEO consultants