Another Malcolm Gladwell anecdote sorta bites the dust, in the form of "marriage happiness predictor" and scientist John Gottman, who does not actually predict marriage happiness it turns out. (Not that his work is wrong! He just doesn't do predictions.)

I will settle this, but first I will a jar of hundred dollar bills provided by Gladwell.
^ a jar off. Also, could you be a dove and get lulu her first cup of coffee? Thanks.
oh, forget it.
He wants to be like the Velcro guy, huh? My goal is to be like the guy who invented the Segway, who I am convinced is some kind of comedy mastermind.