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Friday, March 5, 2010

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Lawyer-Smacker Gets Life

In an unsurprising news update, the New Jersey man who smacked his own lawyer in front of a jury convened to determine whether or not he was guilty of a number of violent crimes has been found guilty. He will now be sentenced to life in prison. Because of all the prior bank robbing and stuff.

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johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

That afternoon, outside the presence of jurors, Montgomery flung a microphone stand at Pagano. The defense attorney blocked the object with his foot.

That would have been awesome to see.

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

"The defense attorney performed a roundhouse kick, shattering the stand with a single blow. Pagano then flexed so hard his suit split at the seams."

lost_in_transubstantiation

I would've thought smacking around the lawyer was a pretty solid play on the defendant's part.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

Yes, but not before he kicked the foreman's ass.

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