Megs alerts us to the current plight of Timmy from Jurassic Park, who is now hot. And in his mid-20s. And in that The Pacific show we're not watching. Sady Doyle notes that this is Joseph Gordon-Levitt Syndrome, which goes something like "first you're like awww, then you're like huh, then you're like WHAAAAAT." THE MORE YOU KNOW.
Monday, March 15, 2010
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I have "Colonel Mustard-Gordon-Levitt" scrawled within a giant pink heart on the inside cover of my Trapper Keeper. I LURVE HIM.
"Hands off!!!"
*goes for the eyes
Thanks for the update, Megs! Now can you tell me what's up with Laura Dern?
*call me when it's about the kid with the glasses from Honey I Shrunk the Kids
He's giving me a Ed Norton/Burns vibe.
JGL is certainly easy on the eyes--it's the self-importance and the gravitas laden indy attitude that is tiresome. Hopefully something will occur in his life to jerk him into some humility and authenticity.
Fuck yeah dude. Joe Gordon-Levitt could get it in the crotch. So scorching hot. Also, can dance and play instruments. NOM. Except sometimes this: http://www.hitrecord.org/
oh, I feel much better now. I was worried that instantly recognizing that guy meant that I was watching way too many movies.