Is Your 2012 Mitigation Shelter Nearly Done?
"As a specific Threat Event, the anticipated catastrophic effects resulting from 2012 are far greater than the anticipated effects from WMD's, anarchy, climate change or any of the other specific Threat Events for which we have developed mitigation designs." Anarchy: it's a specific Threat Event now! But fear not: Hardened Structures Hardened Shelters LLC is here to help in the next two years and 8 months or whatever! The trickiest thing about your 2012 Mitigation Shelter is that no one yet knows what exactly what we're hunkering down about, but we'll find out! (Unless we're in a shelter.) As the builders point out: "While the shelter will be designed and constructed to mitigate the anticipated effects of 12/21/2012, no one knows for certain what, if anything will actually occur on this date." This is just like Y2K but scarier. I mean, ANYTHING could have happened then, right? Literally anything.
my preparation for the impending disaster, you weren't wondering?
a box of depends and a bottle of sutter home muscato.
interestingly enough, this is an effective survival pack for a lot of emergencies.
The catastrophic effect of 2012 will be the populace being swindled into buying mitigation shelters.
1. 3-Bars Blast Overpressure of 45 psi
2. Force 10 Earthquake in successions
3. 450 MPH winds
4. Extreme Gamma & Neutron attenuation from a 100 megaton air burst detonated 20 miles away
5. Solar Flares with 1,000,000 volt EMP
6. Flooding (complete submersion for 100 hours)
7. Extreme External Fires at 1250 F for 10 days
8. Magnetic Pole Shift
9. Radiological, Chemical and Biological Weapons
10. Forced Entry and Armed Assaults
11. 12' of snow and 10' of rain
12. 500 lb Hail Stones or flying debris at a speed of 100 mph
Soo… if one of these exceeded is there a warranty? Can we sure? What's the
FUCK!
How much can an edit button cost? I mean it has to be less than a toaster.
There is one of these in my uncle's suburban Phoenix neighborhood, surrounded by razor wire, 'will shoot on sight' signs, and a HUGE American Flag.
You'd think they'd wind down by 2012 but "THIS IS NOT A FRANCHISE. There is a 5 year lease at $US5,000.00 per year for the license" for approved contractors. What good will $US be in 2013?
Do they come in cardboard?
But how will it mitigate the awfulness of everything staying exactly as it is now?