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Thursday, March 11, 2010

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In The Matter Of Dan Rather And Watermelons

I've been hesitant to discuss the Dan Rather "watermelons" "controversy," if only because I do not want to do yet another post explaining why there is more of a presumption of innocence in circumstances like this for those who do not come from a party whose modern success is based on coded appeals to race, etc. How many times does that need to be said? Anyway, I was hoping to find someone else who could better articulate why the manufactured outrage over Rather's remarks is so absurd. Guess what? I did!

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Pop Socket
Pop Socket (#187)

Sometimes a watermelon is just a watermelon.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

I agree the racist thing is stupid but for the love of god someone explain to me what he was trying to say.

DorothyMantooth

Um, "He couldn't sell water to a guy who was on fire?"
I'm guessing.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

I think you're right that he was trying to say that or something like it, but how do the state troopers fit in? All I can think of is the Paterson scandal (HEY IT IS RACIST).

Patrick M
Patrick M (#404)

Kneetoe, what is the frequency?

sorry your heinous

It's funny how often "willful ignorance, and most likely pursued in order to score a political point" comes up in the discussion and punditry of politics. I don't find it surprising when it comes from the party that enjoys diminishing intelligence and complaining of intellectual elitism, but it disappoints me either way, because it is lazy.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

The Republicans are across the street, giving away Kool-Aid.

Colonel Mustard

I am outraged by the lack of original content!

Kevin
Kevin (#2,559)

As someone who occasionally sold watermelons beside the road. I am offended by the manufactured outrage. A lot!

Kevin
Kevin (#2,559)

This is something you did in the rural South. When you weren't at bible camp that is.

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

I am still trying to understand why some Southern foods are supposed to be racially coded and others not. Another puzzle: why white people in the North don't salt their watermelons. Weird.

Kakapo
Kakapo (#2,312)

They don't? I guess I've only eaten watermelon up here with friends from the South. This situation should definitely be rectified.

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

They seem to think you're enacting some elaborately arch piece of performance art when you salt your watermelon.

sailor
sailor (#396)

That folksy stuff will kill you if you're not careful.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

In the summer I see Latinos selling watermelon at the exits off the Eisenhower into Chicago - was Rather trying to imply Obama is Hispanic?

Kakapo
Kakapo (#2,312)

I'm just amazed that he didn't know he was going to get jumped on for that reference. Also, I'm surprised no one's bitched about his use of the word "articulate".

DigThatFunk
DigThatFunk (#2,457)

Hmm. I'm confused. So, Obama isn't a good speaker, now? Because that IS what articulate means(in at least a few of its definitions)

DigThatFunk
DigThatFunk (#2,457)

Sigh. That was in response to Kakapo above, obv.

DigThatFunk
DigThatFunk (#2,457)

Oh, and assuming you're referring to Balk's usage, this is also a correct way of using "articulate". It can indeed both be a verb(as used by Balk) or adjective(as used by Rather).

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