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Friday, March 19, 2010

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I Am Prepared To Sacrifice Any Number Of Babies So Long As I Can Keep Smoking

Sorry, babyThis Russian anti-smoking billboard (which apparently reads "Smoking in child's presence is a much bigger torture for him. You don't care?") is kind of graphic, I guess, but it's still better than our own PSAs. I mean, it sucks for the baby and all, but I'd much rather deal with that than think about losing my fingers or having a giant hole in my throat. Also, shouldn't that baby be on its back? You don't want it to get SIDS.

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kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

In fairness, that baby had been crying.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Thank you sir may I have another?

Colonel Mustard

That baby will still cost you upwards of $10k, even WITH the cigarette burn.

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

Replace that sleeping baby with sleeping Cat the cat. What now?

Slava
Slava (#216)

Also: NO, smoking in the presence of a baby, while unfortunate, is not anywhere near as torturous as putting a said cigarette out on his back. Why would they even say that?

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

Baby ashtray don't need your fucking sympathy! Baby ashtray is strong!

CaptainFantastic

If you don't care enough to change the kid's poopy diaper, you're not going to be worried about a little second-hand smoke.

sox
sox (#652)

Um, did second hand smoke cause hair to grow on only one side of baby's head?

missdelite
missdelite (#625)

Child abusers use this ad as their screesaver.

Scum
Scum (#1,847)

are you sure it doesnt say something like 'stop fucking smoking or we'll take the cigarette and stub it out on your kids fucking back.'? The alleged translation sounds way too touchy feely for the russian government.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

The literal translation is: "To smoke in the presence of a child - an even bigger torment for him." The little tag at the bottom says "This is OK?!?"

But you're right, Scum, you'd think the Russians would be harsher in their language somehow...

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