"You'll get up to 2,000 euros ... Do not touch his balls. You need the money. Put on some music, take out the [inaudible], swallow the Viagra, and adelante!" Annnd that is how the pimps work in the Vatican. Unless this wiretap transcript was somehow misconstrued? MAYBE, like with Rod Blagojevich, and who knew any of us would still be able to spell that name without Googling it, that was a perfectly innocent conversation between the fella who allegedly handled the choir boys at St. Peter's and the former head of the Holy See's Public Works Department, which, I'm sorry, I have to go WORK ON MY SCREENPLAY ABOUT THIS IMMEDIATELY.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
10
"Where you REALLY take Communion!"
"If you see the white smoke, it means you've had a Pope."
"Oh we're the boys of the chorus, we hope you like our show..."
Oh come, all ye faithful...
LOVE LOVE LOVING the fact that this has generated an ad for wedding rings over there --------->
"Suspicions were aroused when His Holiness insisted on having a jetted baptismal font installed in the Popemobile."
None of these folks are priests. Call me when Ben does something icky. I mean ickier than supporting policies that take women's rights and encourage poor decision-making in general.
I suppose that's why they're called "lay assistants".
But I am curious about the "don't touch his balls" thing, though.
Schadenfreude rarely makes me feel so oogy.
Take out the WHAT? This is important!