Even though he could TOTALLY beat incumbent Senator Kirsten Gillibrand in a primary contest-really, don't you believe him?-Tennessee transplant Harold Ford, Jr., has decided not to run against her, reports the New York Times. Ford has a piece explaining his decision in tomorrow's Op-Ed section of the paper, which is apparently where people go now when they want to pretend that they dropped out of a race for reasons other than the fact that they had no chance of winning.
Monday, March 1, 2010
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Does Choire know you're out after curfew?
I'm just glad to know that after today's work, the man's heart was still beating as of 7:46 PM.
But we weren't done making fun of him yet!
Yay!
Why is it that he looks totally fuckable in photos like this:
http://renovomedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Harold_Ford_jr.jpg
But like a MAD Fold-In in photos like this:
http://vote08.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/11/harold-ford.jpg
I can't tell if he's is actually hot or not.
NOT
not not not!
N O T
Have you ever looked at any head-on photo of anyone. Humanity is really a bunch of butterfaces.
Have you ever had to sort through two hundred head-shots!? I'm working on an art piece around this.
Call me, Harold! [winks sassil at camera]
OMG RACIST
My op-ed piece tomorrow explains why I will no longer pursue sexual congress with the hot marketing assistant.
He found out that penii and vaginae are no longer in Congress.
3d declension! Penes! (Feel free to run any Latiny tattoo possibilities past me first.) [Also "vagina," in addition to meaning "vagina," means "sheath," like, for your sword, which is fun.]
Is there anything as hot as a woman who can decline?
Yes there is, a woman in recline. *clink* To wit!
Excellent news! Been in decline for a while.
@Onjay: If I asked you to conjugate, would you decline?
Apparently this guy has hookers and/or using "State troopers to harass folks" in his closet. And he'd like to keep them there.
So... he'll fit right in.
He paid all those New York taxes for nothing.