I can't believe I'm going to go through this emotional rollercoaster of excitement and then immediate disgust again, but here we are, Kirstie Alley. And it is true: there many reasons to watch the new Kirstie Alley show, in fact, Halle Kiefer has identified seven of them. (I know, only seven?). They include #2 ("Adorable gay assistant: I LOVE HIM BEFORE I KNOW HIM. He is adorbs, he is made of marzipan and has little glasses like a koala") and of course reason #5 ("According to the show's website, Kirstie is 'patenting multiple inventions'!!!! WHAT? Paging Dr. Diva, we need some more vanilla frosting for this TIME MACHINE.") Ask me again in the morning after though when I'm sad again.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
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I literally just sent Halle a screaming fangirl email (YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH THOSE, GRAND MASTER SICHA) over that post. And now I'm having a fangirl heart attack because CHOIRE! KIRSTIE! HALLE! alskhflskfhlakshflaksh
Kirstie, can I come down your Alley. . . tonight? --Impromptu romantic serenade by "Surprise Celebrity Crush" Jamie Foxx, last week on Oprah
I really don't know what we're gonna do without Oprah.
My boss is in LA right now and he was meeting with OWN and HE MET OPRAH IN THE LOBBY AND WALKED AND TALKED WITH HER AND SHE IS INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSE HE SAID.
i like the "again with my heart?" tag as it pertains to both disappointment AND vanilla frosting
I am sick to tears of adorable gay assistants. Is this one from the same "acceptable sexless faggot" mold that we've seen for decades now or is there something (anything?) individually interesting about him that survived the editting process?
Hel-LOO? He has adorbs koala glasses!
Agreed. Those of us who are neither adorable ("Hey, I'm blogging right now, okay?") nor particularly helpful ("Yeah, probably I filed that somewhere") are not happy about having to live a life that's only a third of a stereotype.
I'm pretty sure he's the first gay marzipan kuala to be featured on a reality show. Finding him a mate may prove difficult, though.
Does she like to have hot dogs thrown down her alley?
Lollerskates.
Frosting and Kirstie Alley go hand in hand. Or hand in mouth.
How is this different from Fat Actress?
Fat Actress =/= Fat Inventor
If he's made of marzipan, prepare to have your heart broken when he is reported missing, as Ms. Alley takes turns brushing tears from her eyes and bits of marzipan from her chin.
Also?
"I get excited butt."
hahahahahahahaha
So it's OK for Scientologist's assistants to be gay, but not Scientologists?
My aunt in LA is WAAAAAYYYYY into Scientology (her husband manages Chick Corea and she does Tom Cruise's makeup - he's gay) and those people are looooooopy.