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Monday, March 15, 2010

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English Child Welshes on Pedo-Deal

:(Sexcrime Island is no longer a place one keeps one's word, sad to say. When a family of a 4-year-old boy promised his sex-abusing maths teacher their silence about the crime in exchange for a downpayment on a house-£18,000, which was like half a million dollars in 2004 money but is like a small fistful of deli change today-they insufficiently ensured the silence of the kiddo. And now he's spilled the beans, and everyone's in trouble. Young people! They just aren't being taught respect for agreements in that sad, sad country.

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iPud
iPud (#3,205)

Seriously, why DO you hate the British so much?

shaunr
shaunr (#726)

A function of time-zones and exposure to tabloids. British hacks are the same with Australians, who I suppose must cannabalise your West-Coast papers for crazy stories. (Does this 'California' have such things?).

TerseNursePornstein

I lurves the Brits! Now those Canadians...

Moff
Moff (#28)

But! Apparently they pay their teachers pretty well.

dikwad
dikwad (#2,308)

"maths teacher" eh? Thank god it wasn't an Englishes teacher. (Srsly, why do the brits put an s on math but not on sports? Reatrds!)

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

Yeah, but at least they "get" sarcasm! We, in the United States, are unfamiliar with this concept.

dikwad
dikwad (#2,308)

Is that irony?

egad
egad (#1,355)

I always understood it to be an abbreviation for 'mathematics'. I don't know if this makes more sense, or less, but it definitely explains why there is no s at the end of sport. You're welcome.

rubymydear
rubymydear (#3,278)

Wouldn't that be paedo deal?

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