A "mad emu" was on the loose in El Paso yesterday, "snarling rush-hour traffic near Interstate 10 and attacking deputies trying to restrain it." The emu was eventually restrained, but died en route to an animal shelter. Authorities say that the bird's cause of death is unknown, but I think we all pretty much understand what happens when you're taken in custody after you've assaulted a cop. I'm sure the bird just "tripped" or something.
Emu burgers at Officer Frank's house, this Saturday.
And risk mad emu disease?!?
Emu skin boots and a big belt buckle...you get the pick of the litter with those.
That's a nice Dromaius novaehollandiae you got there. It'd be a shame if something...happened to it.
Is there an established method for restraining a mad emu? Seems like standard procedure would be something like "Step 1: shoot emu."
Strongly agree. Ever been to an Emu Farm?
Do emus do a lot of meth?
Mad? Well, I'm sure he wasn't too happy about it!
(thanks folks, try the veal, be sure to tip your waitstaff, etc., etc.)