And then there is this, out of Jersey: "Six women from the Essex County area who wanted fuller bottoms ended up in hospitals after receiving buttocks-enhancement injections containing the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs, officials said. The women checked into hospitals in the county after their procedures, apparently administered by unlicensed providers, went horribly wrong, state health officials said. The women underwent surgery and were given antibiotics. No arrests have been made."
Monday, March 8, 2010
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For a minute there I thought there would be insightful commentary on the awful conditions of Jersey roadways, but...
Asses.
Carry on.
You had me at "out of Jersey."
There's a difference between, "containing the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs," and, "containing bathtub caulk," which is how I recall it being reported yesterday.
caulk up the ass, etc.
Bob Vila recommends using a good weather-resistant poly-urethane caulk for such a job. Silicon might look nice at first, but constant condition changes will eventually lead to an uneven, weathered look....
Plumber's butt.
But did it improve the quality of their asses?
[Insert joke about less leakage here...]
Guess that explains why Balk's caulk has been keeping such a low profile on this site. Apparently, it's working Jersey now.
If anybody sees it, tell it to get me a Fatcat and a Mint Snapple.
They were just trying to stop the leaks from their breast implants.
Could be worse.