Little girls are undergoing the inevitable transformation into bitches even earlier than previous generations, say observers. Likely culprits for this premature bitchening are said to include "Gossip Girl," talk radio, and, I don't know, let's throw in childhood obesity as well. [Via]
Well, this list was found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom.
In Massachusetts.
Childhood obesity totally made me into a bitch at a very young age. True story.
Eh, I blame my mother. She's responsible for all my other problems, so what the heck.
Highlander VI: The Bitchening
I call it like I see it. Got a problem with that, Precious?
--Madysonn
"Use your words" has unintended consequences, and I'm talking about preschool-aged kids. Catchall catchphrases are a lot more than annoying; they give letter-of-the-law permission to hurt and misbehave. And I'm also talking about "grown-ups."