"Boris couldn't finish off what he started with the cows. For some reason his tackle would veer off at 45 per cent at the vital moment and all was lost. But after a few days of the treatment Boris was back to his randy old self."
-West Midlands farmer Dave Joyce discusses how French Limousin bull Boris was spared a trip to the slaughterhouse after a course of herbal Viagra helped him regain his penile joie de vivre. It really is a fuck-or-be-eaten world out there.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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Eat first, then f*ck.
both; same time.
being mindful of teeth, of course
Umm, the link doesn't work. Not that I was clicking through to read the story, I was just verifying the link as a service to other readers.
Sorry, fixed now! Every other reader -- not you, of course -- can take a look.
He veered off 45% of what?
It's not the steak, it's the pizzle.
"Tackle?" Is that code?