Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
22

Andrew Breitbart Will Piss You Off For Fun And Profit

He doesn't believe it eitherAndrew Breitbart is in the news! The Atlantic offered him space to discuss his media diet, the Village Voice called him a "pussy," and Slate ran an enormous profile of the man, which will be of interest to you if your taste runs toward lengthy features about self-regarding comic monsters. What's most fascinating to me about Breitbart is how he exemplifies the most powerful trend of conservative argument. Let's call it the "look at this fucking retard liberal" school of thought.

This mode of discourse can probably be traced back much further than the moment to which its ascendancy became impossible to ignore, but let's say it achieved dominance during the run-up to the war in Iraq. It wasn't enough to cast doubt upon the motives of those who questioned the wisdom of engaging in an endless conflict based on dubious evidence; opponents needed to be ridiculed with such over-the-top mockery that the actual arguments were obscured by a level of comical vituperation that made "facts" seem like side issues which did not merit rejoinder. The method seems to be, "Hit hard, hit fast, and move on to the next." And always, always make sure that your riposte questions the sobriety, intelligence, and even sanity of your target.

Were this kind of contentiousness limited to the Breitbarts and their blogging ilk it would be one thing, but what we've seen in the last few years is the cheerful piling on by the Republican establishment. Worried about global warming? "What about all the snow, you stupid liberals?" a Republican Senator sneers. Do you believe that two consenting adults should be allowed the same rights to a legally acknowledged commitment as their heterosexual fellow citizens? "They just want to fuck dogs and marry horses!" yell prominent conservative office-holders. Think all Americans deserve access to basic health care? "Everyone can always go to the emergency room, you COMMUNIST!"

What's most troubling about this trend-and that's a long list to try and prioritize-is the seeming cynicism-nihilism, even-behind it. It is not hard to feel that these people don't really care about whether the arguments they're contesting are correct, so long as they make the other side look like clueless parodies. Deep down they may even suspect that we're on an unsustainable path in terms of the way we treat the planet or rig our financial system. But whatever! We need to make the left look like imbeciles! It's so much fun! And, besides, by the time it's really a problem we'll be dead, so what difference does it make?

Perhaps I'm being unfair. I'm sure there are several Republicans whose beliefs are based on serious research, personal philosophy, and a process of argument that is full of integrity in which an attempt to see the point of the other side has been made and found wanting. It's just too bad that those people are in no way the voice of their party. Of course, I'm a guy who believes that we are the result of the process of evolution, that climate change is real, that the massive deregulation of the last thirty years has created a false prosperity the only result of which has been a massive transfer of wealth to a small group of extremely rich people at the expense of the rest of us, who will now be paying the bills for that criminal largesse. So, you know, a typical stupid liberal. What do I know?

22 Comments / Post A Comment

oudemia (#177)

Also: Today is the day he claimed he would destroy the Institutional Left. It's a wonder you can still type, Balk, what with the rain of fire and locusts.

Telegram Sam (#3,847)

Ah, ya beat me to it. Don't forget to wear your galoshes for BREITBARTOCALYPSE!

Bittersweet (#765)

This would explain the inundation of liberal Massachusetts this weekend. I guess electing Scott Brown didn't get us a Breitbart pass.

KarenUhOh (#19)

But I LOVE my horse.

deepomega (#1,720)

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, STUPID FUCKING REPUBLICANS, INCONSISTENT PLEADINGS

NicFit (#616)

It's just nice that he has used his substantial inheritance to, you know, give back.

Are you referring to his extra chromosomes?

Abe Sauer (#148)

What's most troubling about this trend-and that's a long list to try and prioritize-is the seeming cynicism-nihilism, even-behind it AND the large-scale media's leveraging of the spittle-wetted outrages for (fun and) profit while at the same time shrugging its shoulders and claiming to "just be giving voice to the TWO SIDES."

Zack (#2,609)

I actually think it is more troubling that a news consumer not only listens too, but repeats any of this – and along the line proves that it is a effective tactic for public discourse.

La Cieca (#1,110)

Turning the camera on a gaggle of prepaid talking heads is so much easier and cheaper than paying reporters to report. More money for anchors!

Dickdogfood (#650)

Short-fused nihilism isn't a public stance one can keep for long–sooner or later you mellow out, or burst into flames.

cherrispryte (#444)

This story does not spend enough time focusing on that time when Breitbart flipped the bird at a bunch of kids protesting the war in Uganda.

oudemia (#177)

I love that story. I can just picture him redfaced, drunkenly addlepated, and shrieking at the confused children.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Oscar Wilde would have given this twat a haircut with a chainsaw.

barnhouse (#1,326)

Alas, it was twats just like that who broke Oscar Wilde into tiny little diarrhetic pieces.

beatbeatbeat (#3,187)

Never tagapologize, Balk – it makes you look like a weak liberal pansy…

Bittersweet (#765)

Does Alex Pareene really like appletinis?

Matt (#26)

I'm pretty sure this trend goes back at least as far as "Hilary Clinton put cock rings on the Christmas tree."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Aldrich

Matt (#26)

*Hillary, sorry Hill-dawg.

Baroness (#273)

That Slate article was a tongue-bath. I think Pareene linked to it before it showed on Slate's main page with a love-letter title about the awesomeness of Breitbart. Who seems like an angry disgruntled hound. About everything.

rula (#3,558)

I wish his head would explode already, and we'd be rid of him.

barnhouse (#1,326)

Judging from photos, we may not have long to wait.

Post a Comment