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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Actor Declines Money For Simulating Sex

A dude won't pretend to make out with Virginia Madsen for one milllllion dollars.

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doubled277
doubled277 (#2,783)

Shouldn't "elevates every role he plays" and "Desperate Housewives" not be used in the same sentence?

kitten_witawip

I am calling shenanigans. He was most likely replaced because he's a tool.

DorothyMantooth

This is fucking ridiculous. If you wanna be an Actor, sometimes you have to act like you're in luuuuuurve.

kitten_witawip

That is why I am calling bullshit on this lame-o excuse. He was a total tool on a pilot I worked on a few years back. Seems he has not changed a bit.

Screen Name
Screen Name (#2,416)

So, his religion permits him, as a working actor, to portray violent felons who commit any number of violent acts, but not to portray people who commit acts of affection and lovemaking? Weird.

kitten_witawip

His religion only allows him to show affection to young boys.

DorothyMantooth

I have never seen him in anything. But his face absolutely just screams tool. So I, too, am going with tool.

City_Dater
City_Dater (#2,500)

We went to undergrad together (though I am younger and graduated after him, let it be known!) -- I haven't been in his physical presence in 20 years, but back then "tool" would not have been inaccurate.

ReginalTSquirge
ReginalTSquirge (#3,286)

I hope he's replaced by Chloe Sevigny.

Pop Socket
Pop Socket (#187)

I would PAY one million dollars to simulate sex with Virginia Madsen.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Michael Madsen will do it for a dollar forty-nine.

DorothyMantooth

That probably wasn't meant to turn me on, just a little bit, eh?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I have not seen this show, but I really like her and am glad she is still working!

Also applies to:

Gillian Anderson (BLEAK HOUSE!)

Sadie Frost

oudemia
oudemia (#177)

This is idiotic and annoying in the manner of those ridiculous pharmacists who won't dispense emergency contraception. Maybe he is in the wrong line of work.

Moff
Moff (#28)

For one milllllion dollars, my wife would make me pretend to make out with Virginia Madsen. Or with Neal McDonough.

My Number Is My Address

This man is a nut and a danger to the general public.

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