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Friday, March 12, 2010

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50 Questions Not To Answer On the 2010 Census

Here are 50 questions you should not answer on the upcoming census so that the government doesn't get up in your business. (Hint: if they start asking about cats or Jews, things are going weird.)

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jolie
jolie (#16)

"9. I know, right?"

Oh my God, Choire! Every day you give me a reason to love you even more obsessively!!!

NotAndersonCooper

Don't bogart all the Choire love. That was the outstandingest!

jolie
jolie (#16)

The most amazing thing about ChoireLove (pls note house style!) is that it is LIMITLESS. Much like how the Grand Master himself is IMMORTAL.

jolie
jolie (#16)

(Oh about that IMMORTAL thing? No one is to tell me otherwise. It's best to just let me live in the fantasy world in my head. Forcing me to face reality always ends in tears and God knows we get enough of those around here with with that other one constantly dripping and moping about the place.)

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

This is pretty amazing, especially the words "to not have government detection," which I would like to hear read aloud; and also the rest of it.

ContainsHotLiquid

A fine introduction to a place I had no idea existed.

IBentMyWookie
IBentMyWookie (#133)

"Karl LeGarfield" has earned you a golf clap.

But yes, the whole thing was teh brillz. I still don't understand these "hot pockets" to which you Yanks keep referring, though.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Yes, Wookie, my respect turned to full-on ardor at that one as well.

As for those Hot Pockets, think "processed microwaveable pizzoid food-like product" and you're all set.

cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

48. RESOUNDING YES. ::sob::

jolie
jolie (#16)

If I take care of #49 for you will that help things?

cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

Only if we cuddle afterwards.

Setec Astrology

More, plz.

Evan Hurst
Evan Hurst (#3,398)

You had me at Moesha.

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