This is going to come as a shock to some of you, so brace yourselves: Astrology? It's bullshit. Here's some actual proof, not that those of you who believe in astrology will pay attention to that, particularly those born between March 21st and April 20th, who are all exactly the same kind of gullible.
Now stop that. How else do you explain why you and Choire spend the entire holiday season chasing each other with bows and arrows?
you guys are no fun.
I am gonna leave this story open on my computer for my deluded coworker to read over my shoulder.
Shhhh!