Nothin' but good times ahead: "A huge wave of mortgage failures on commercial real estate could hit next year, causing banks to lose as much as $300 billion, imperiling lending for small businesses and hindering the economic recovery, a Congressional panel is warning."
One day I'll look back at all these commercial real estate failures from the comfort of my low-income apartment located in the silverware section inside the former Crate & Barrel on the third floor of the Crystal City shopping mall and just laugh and laugh and laugh.
You're getting a place in Crystal City? I'm going to have to settle for Springfield Mall. The old Orange Julius. What I wouldn't give to get a place in an Aunt Annie's Pretzels.
Do they have a Chess King there? Because I'd move for the opportunity to live in an apartment stocked with fishnet tank tops and parachute pants filled with cocaine.