"Paris Whitney Hilton was 'just another baby' at a time when it seemed America might soon be burning babies for heating fuel – but that's not why, ultimately, she became a superstar."
-HISTORY OF THE DAY!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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Fucking Exxon.
Now people just burn babies for fun?
Please tell me that wishing a woman born in 1981 a happy 30th birthday is some sort of blogger humor, and that I haven't been walking around in a haze for the past year.
"Burning Babies" was probably already used as a band name. As was "Paris Hilton".