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Monday, February 22, 2010

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The Pope Worries That People Might See Your Junk

"Pope Benedict XVI has criticised the use of airport body scanners, insisting that 'human dignity must be preserved.'"

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KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Are you guys posting from LaGuardia today?

theheckle
theheckle (#621)

This from a guy who wears the ugliest dress I can imagine AND a cone head. Human dignity indeed.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

He's just sore because now he can't smuggle the Swiss Guards onto Lufthansa.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Swastika tattoo.

NotAndersonCooper

Adult circumcision.

MParcells
MParcells (#375)

Cloven hoofs

chrisafer
chrisafer (#1,322)

Perhaps the TSA offended him when they asked him to remove his ruby slippers?

HeyThatsMyBike

"Human Dignity must be preserved..."

Obviously this guy hasn't seen For the Love of Ray J.

Colonel Mustard

Right? This is like asking for a fire extinguisher after your neighborhood has already burned to the ground.

skybarn
skybarn (#304)

He should probably stay away from Chatroulette then.

areaderwrites
areaderwrites (#592)

Hey, if the Nazi Pope (TM Ken Layne) is so concerned about human dignity, perhaps he could get the airlines to rescind their no-peeing-during-the-last-hour-of-the-flight rule.

garge
garge (#736)

I will lend you one from my high school bag of tricks: 'have you ever heard of TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME??'

CaptainFantastic

Says the man with the fleet of private jets.

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