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Monday, February 8, 2010

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The Future Of America Is Written On Sarah Palin's Hand

I suppose we should discuss HANDGATE. Did former Alaska governor Sarah Palin write something on her hand to help her remember her answer to a pre-screened question during this weekend's Tea Party convention? Is it a big deal? Can we resist making teleprompter comparisons? I don't know. I still think the idea that Sarah Palin will be president is a completely overblown fear of folks who, either out of frustration or a general contempt for the intelligence of the American electorate, somehow believe that we would ever vote for someone so manifestly unfit for the office. On the other hand, you look at recent history, and, well, you can sort of see what they're worried about. Ta-Nehisi Coates says that this is "what happens when you turn conservatism into nothing more than the white populist id."

What you have here is a party being eaten alive by the hate that they stoked for decades, dumbasses who think the essence of "Real America" is stupidity and ignorance, who'd sooner have a president who packs a cheat-sheet to a tea party, than a Indonesian/socialist/nigger/Muslim. Soon we'll know if they're right.
I guess we will. This must be the "interesting times" they're always talking about.

11 Comments / Post A Comment

Sproing
Sproing (#561)

She looked rough at this speech. Bad hair/lighting/ideology day.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I'm pretty sure that it was just to remind her where she parked her car.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I was busy reading the Second Amendment off her knees.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

I thought she had that tattooed on her inner thigh.

zidaane
zidaane (#373)

1. false
2. all of the above
3. Real America
4. In the but

carpetblogger
carpetblogger (#306)

Gorman, Texas correspondent weighing in here: I already know they're right.

kenlayne
kenlayne (#262)

Are the tea-baggers going to dump her once she's totally hagged out in another year or two? A major part of her appeal to the wingnuts was this "hubba hubba wokka wokka" thing, which is already really gross coming from these people.

Alex Balk
Alex Balk (#4)

Andrew Sullivan called her a "beautiful, big breasted, divinely chosen warrior-mother as a military leader in a global religious war." So maybe as long as the breasts stay big she'll be okay?

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

She's like Lara Croft. If Lara Croft shopped at Chico's.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Run, Forrest. Run!

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