Gimme what ya got, Science! "Women are slower than men at understanding jokes – but enjoy them more when they do. Research shows that women use their brains more than men to process quips and have less expectation that they will be funny. But if the joke does hit the right note, they derive more pleasure from it." Also: Ladies tend to appreciate clever construction, while dudes go in for someone getting whacked in the nuts with a hammer. I would make an absolutely hysterical joke here about taking the extra time to enjoy a deep and penetrating experience for an amazing payoff, but I know it'd take you broads all day to get it. Although you'd be totally hot for me once you did.
Monday, February 1, 2010
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Andrew Dice Clay is going to make a boatload of money from DVD sales to ladies...once they get his jokes.
Kathy Griffin could be the only woman who has made me laugh...there's her and then you're in Rita Rudner territory.
Ha ha ha. Whacked in the nuts with a hammer .... Ha ha ha.
You blew the punchline.
Wait for it!
Youz bitches need me to do some mansplaining here?
Yeah, but according to a new study, new studies are total b.s.
As a gay man, I would like to think I have the benefit of straddling (heh) the fence and enjoying the best of both worlds.
I'll kick you in the nuts, but I'll distract you with a witty quip so it might not hurt so much.
"Women are slower than men at obtaining orgasms - but enjoy them more when they do." (It's just what came to mind! Sorry! I dunno!)
"Still working on that one, sweetheart? Wake me up in five minutes and I'll explain it to you."
Hey, what was that yall were saying about not getting your science from U.K. newspapers?
Why did the chick cross the road?
because women can't drive.
Your gay following, explained.
Compared to most of the shit on TV nowadays, I'd really enjoy an Ow, My Balls! marathon.
"it'd take you broads all day to get it" heh I bet!! (flattering peepee joke)