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Terror Snow Also Kills Jobs
"Jobless claims rise on snow-related layoffs"! This is AP-speak for "When it snowed recently, the unemployment offices were too snowy to process some recent unemployment requests," but also? "The blizzard also likely led to more workers having to file claims because they were unable to work." Why does God hate jobs? The rolling number of people receiving unemployment is 4.6 million. Good news though! At the end of the month that number may drop by a million! Which is going to maybe make the unemployment numbers look really good! But other numbers, like "the number of new homeless," might not look as good?
God was all, Take that jobs. And jobs was like, Man, you're all wrong. And so God goes, What? And jobs was ready to step to, but God moved like he was gonna cock back his right, you know. And jobs was, OK, man, I'm back, I'm back. And God's like, That's what I thought.
If a homeless person falls in a blizzard and nobody sees them, will the Bureau of Economic Analysis make a sound.
God made a bet with the devil about how much Jobs could take before it cracked, remember?
Jobs says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No." Jobs say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want jobs, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Well jobs says, "Where do you want this unemployment done?"
Soup is Good Food ~ Dead Kennedys
I'm sure you'll all note that this job killing snow is only affecting you East Coast god-haters.
Could it be SATAN?
In the post 5,000!
Happy 5,000!