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Friday, February 5, 2010

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Teabag Jewelry

They're selling teabag jewelry at the National Tea Party Convention! It looks both extremely elegant and very patriotic. Unfortunately you can only purchase it with a valid American birth certificate, so all you secret Muslims are going to have to shop somewhere else.

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johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

I wonder if they realize that selling teabagging paraphernalia opens them up to a whole new special interest group.

Colonel Mustard

Meh. I'm not willing to pay that kind of money for something that's just going to get dirty the first time I drive my F250 in the rain.

ReginalTSquirge
ReginalTSquirge (#3,286)

Add this (along with the "Nasology" article) to the list of headings related to articles that I really hoped were about something else.

formerly it takes a lot etc.

It's made in China, and is 90% cadmium. Shiny, shiny, shiny!

bong hitler
bong hitler (#3,233)

I'm going to start a political protest movement called the Cleveland Steamers.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

That teabag charm will dangle perfectly from my Prince Albert.

Kevin
Kevin (#2,559)

Call me!

lawyergay
lawyergay (#220)

David Weigel's Twitter feed is very often delightful.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Yeah, this stuff is way worse than the stuff sold in the margins of the New Yorker.

maebefunke
maebefunke (#154)

ha HA! I like the ads they have for "discreet" rehab services.

sailor
sailor (#396)

'Bout as dazzling as the thinking that goes into their political "positions."

Pop Socket
Pop Socket (#187)

Is it still funny to make Truck Nutz jokes? Well, it should be.

Fate Popcorn
Fate Popcorn (#3,395)

Aww, man. Just when I was two installments away from paying for all of my chastity rings.

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