They're selling teabag jewelry at the National Tea Party Convention! It looks both extremely elegant and very patriotic. Unfortunately you can only purchase it with a valid American birth certificate, so all you secret Muslims are going to have to shop somewhere else.

I wonder if they realize that selling teabagging paraphernalia opens them up to a whole new special interest group.
Meh. I'm not willing to pay that kind of money for something that's just going to get dirty the first time I drive my F250 in the rain.
Add this (along with the "Nasology" article) to the list of headings related to articles that I really hoped were about something else.
It's made in China, and is 90% cadmium. Shiny, shiny, shiny!
I'm going to start a political protest movement called the Cleveland Steamers.
That teabag charm will dangle perfectly from my Prince Albert.
Call me!
David Weigel's Twitter feed is very often delightful.
Yeah, this stuff is way worse than the stuff sold in the margins of the New Yorker.
ha!
ha HA! I like the ads they have for "discreet" rehab services.
'Bout as dazzling as the thinking that goes into their political "positions."
Is it still funny to make Truck Nutz jokes? Well, it should be.
Aww, man. Just when I was two installments away from paying for all of my chastity rings.