http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:52:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66808 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66808#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:52:43 +0000 johnpseudonym http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66808 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66808/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66671 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66671#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:57:31 +0000 rj77 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66671 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66671/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66646 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66646#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:36:51 +0000 misterpearce http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66646 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66646/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66596 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66596#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:55:38 +0000 paperbackwriter http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66596 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66596/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66492 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66492#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:47:49 +0000 Screen Name http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66492 and Neotame. My god... do you know what that could mean? Look, stop thinking linearly and listen to me! You have a plasma spectrometer sample showing trace acesulfame potassium, right? With both Sucralose and Neotame across all samples, right? Well... Jesus, it's elementary physics! Let me spell it out: If, just if, those ingredients were to combine in just the right way with Saturn's natural metallic hydrogen layer, and if, just if, someone, say, the Chinese, or the Russians even, were to send a satellite orbiter with, say, a five-kiloton charge packed with ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, calcium phosphate, guar and xanthan gums, and they were to detonate that charge at a sub-core distance of 1,500 meters... it is theoretically possible, just theoretically, mind you, that the natural occurring sodium acid pyrophosphate in the planet's sub-layer could combine in such a way that if a Kelvin-Helmholtz mechanism were to be triggered, well then... Gentlemen, we could have a permanent... off-planet source... for Tang.]]> and Neotame. My god... do you know what that could mean? Look, stop thinking linearly and listen to me! You have a plasma spectrometer sample showing trace acesulfame potassium, right? With both Sucralose and Neotame across all samples, right? Well... Jesus, it's elementary physics! Let me spell it out: If, just if, those ingredients were to combine in just the right way with Saturn's natural metallic hydrogen layer, and if, just if, someone, say, the Chinese, or the Russians even, were to send a satellite orbiter with, say, a five-kiloton charge packed with ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, calcium phosphate, guar and xanthan gums, and they were to detonate that charge at a sub-core distance of 1,500 meters... it is theoretically possible, just theoretically, mind you, that the natural occurring sodium acid pyrophosphate in the planet's sub-layer could combine in such a way that if a Kelvin-Helmholtz mechanism were to be triggered, well then... Gentlemen, we could have a permanent... off-planet source... for Tang.]]> http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66492/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66490 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66490#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:47:27 +0000 zidaane http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66490 something. Far from pollution. Far from acid rain. Far from industrial waste. There's no question about it: Enceladus is far away. But when it comes to drinking water, "remote" happens to be very, very good.]]> something. Far from pollution. Far from acid rain. Far from industrial waste. There's no question about it: Enceladus is far away. But when it comes to drinking water, "remote" happens to be very, very good.]]> http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66490/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66483 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66483#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:44:20 +0000 rj77 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66483 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66483/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66480 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66480#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:38:18 +0000 Krugmanic Depressive http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66480 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66480/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66479 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66479#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:38:18 +0000 NotAndersonCooper http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66479 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66479/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66473 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66473#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:27:01 +0000 WindowSeat http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66473 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66473/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66463 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66463#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:19:15 +0000 HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66463 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water#comment-66463/feed 0