I have to say, Wendy's Baconator is something to behold. While this Taco-Bell Jimmy-Dean pornographic one-off impresses, it is almost more performance art. The baconator meanwhile is a mass-produced mass-consumed national $3 socioeconomic methaphor.
I'm the same way...I don't like mixing meats on a sandwich. It's like, that turkey and that pig didn't even know each other, and there they lie together on seven grain bread.
Finally, a sausage for the skin suiters; a (hopefully) small niche of Taco Bell patrons who enjoy the manufacturing, and wearing, of suits made of human skin. Because that is the kind of sausage I imagine they would enjoy.
American ingenuity, ftw!
ftw = for the WHHYYYYYYYYYYY?
I hereby propose a new tag: "FTWTF".
also: ' "FOOD" '
FTLOGW.
Wow and I was feeling guilty for buying fried chicken last night.
America: Where There's Always Someone Eating Something Even Worse For You.
Needs more M&Ms
You could totally deep fry it.
And coat the rice with more melted cheese.
Needs more smoking!
I had the bacon tempura at the Red Cat the other day and I'm still here.
I had a BACONATOR at Wendy's the other week. It was the name that did it - BACONATOR! That's American genius right there.
I have to say, Wendy's Baconator is something to behold. While this Taco-Bell Jimmy-Dean pornographic one-off impresses, it is almost more performance art. The baconator meanwhile is a mass-produced mass-consumed national $3 socioeconomic methaphor.
And I could taste it in my mouth for days after.
Not sure it was a good move. But I'm a bloke and I respond in a Pavlovian way to things like that.
@Abe: I couldn't put my finger on exactly what seemed -- dare I say it -- inauthentic about the Taco-Bell-stuffed-sausage, but you're exactly right.
Also, I hope that "methaphor" becomes the new dominant malapropism around here.
Slippery Slope, as in greased-up-luge.
There's just something wrong about stuffing one dead animal with another dead animal. I don't know why it bugs me so, but it sure does.
I'm the same way...I don't like mixing meats on a sandwich. It's like, that turkey and that pig didn't even know each other, and there they lie together on seven grain bread.
That sounds kind of like a one-off date.
Finally, a sausage for the skin suiters; a (hopefully) small niche of Taco Bell patrons who enjoy the manufacturing, and wearing, of suits made of human skin. Because that is the kind of sausage I imagine they would enjoy.
That is a total doppelganger of a Tofurkey[tm].
Something something Cheesy Blasters.
The above may be foul, but a "McGangbang"?
Is there anything more calculated to piss off as many different interest groups at once?
and as tasty?
WANT IT ON A STICK!