Pluto Is Going To Rocket Through Space And Kick Our Ass
Pluto is turning red. Apparently the funny little 1,467-mile-wide ball of rock and ice that snobby earthlings named after a cartoon dog before stripping of official "planet" status four years ago is entering a new phase in its 248-year-long seasonal cycle. "These changes are most likely consequences of surface ice melting on the sunlit pole and then re-freezing on the other pole," said NASA, in a statement issued by its Space Telescope Science Institute. Other astronomers, though, aren't so sanguine. Marc Buie, of the Southwest Research Institute in Texas says, "It's a little bit of a surprise to see these changes happening so big and so fast. This is unprecedented." We'll see what people say when the supposedly negligible "dwarf" starts to quiver and shake and lines itself itself up on a direct angle with New York.
Who will save us? Will Smith?
Or Bill Pullman?
Leeloo and her multipass!
Aerosmith.
Right. Thanks, Hired Goons. They're busy playing for emotional reunions between hippies and the wild animals they raised as cubs. But as soon as they wrap that, I'm sure they'll jet on over to meet Ben and Bruce on the tarmac.
Must be global warming.
The only thing Pluto might do is circle Uranus looking for Klingons. hee hee hee
You know, if Obama wasn't so obsessed with scoring points with Republicans, our nation might be better prepared for this impending calamity.
It's turning red because Pluto just heard about the "not a planet" thing and is PISSED.
Yes, but the Plutonian Al Gore is fat.
it's a trap!
My God, it's full of lobsters!