Oh, there'll be more on this tomorrow from the straight man, if he doesn't die from excitement and alcohol poisoning tonight, but meanwhile, let us officially give a big HELL YES to the Saints win tonight at the Bowl That Finally Deserves To Be Called Super. It's sure nice to see New Orleans get a little attention after a few years of deadening quiet! (This, by the way, is what it sounds like inside a New Orleans household. Right???) Still, because this is America, tonight everyone's a winner! (Even losers from Indiana.) Everyone's a winner, that is, except anyone who wants to pay for sex in Miami tonight to celebrate.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
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Who that!
Who dat? Who dat? Who dat gonna beat dem Saints?
Suspected as much -- I noticed the shouting had ended. Locking myself in now! Thanks!
FUCK YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also:
"Alex Balk
Town crier.
Feb 07
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I believe.
I'm not big on predictions, and lord knows I don't want to jinx anything, but I will say this right now: If the New Orleans Saints win the Super Bowl today, I will propose to Kim Kardashian. Anyway, now I go offline and PRAY. Go Saints."
oh man. he's going to regret that.
DO YOU THINK SHE'LL SAY YES???
SQUEE!!!
Do NOT make me fight Kim Kardashian! I will pull that bitch's weave so hard she won't know Reggie Bush from Billy Bush.
"Say goodnight, Choire."
"'Goodnight, Choire.'"
I wanted the Colts to win something for once. Indiana is already sad. This would have brightened up the place.
It IS in fact a good point that Indiana has been terrifically sad since the 70s, and Katrina only happened in 2005.
And yet well here we are.
Also: I love baby horses. Baby horses are cute and pure and good. So I'm kind of sad the baby-horse team lost.
Not to mention the baby horse team was stolen from Baltimore... which could REALLY use some sprucing up.
They also won a few years back, so they don't REALLY need it.
You're like an abusive dad who says, "Another birthday, she had one last year!"
The cover-of-darkness secret flight from Baltimore is why I will always, always loathe the stupid Colts.
jim gaffigan: "Don't root for New Orleans cause of the devastion from Katrina. I grew up in Indiana and believe me it was devastating."
http://twitter.com/jimgaffigan/status/8698410966
The baby horse and veal commercial was a delicious-looking commercial.
New Orleans can be devastated and drowned, but, after all that, it's still New Orleans.
Indianapolis would fucking pay you to drown it.
Highlight: Manning throwing an interception (that was run back for a touchdown) to a guy that has the Pacman ghosts shaved into his head. Take that, Clean-cuttedness!!!
Oh, clarification here: http://www.spritestitch.com/?p=2598
Needs more Super-Homo Water Volleyball.
WHO DAT!
Also, many thanks for changing the comments section so that I don't sit here like a Palin for 10 minutes trying to remember what name I registered under, and then another 20 trying to remember what password, and then giving up in shame?
And this is better?
I'm curious as to who it is now. That totally counts, right?
I feel totally the fool. I thought "Facebook User" was one person with a clever avatar. Recontextualizing 1 .. 2 .. 3 ..
I thought the same at first.
It's not?
Having already taking a punch for asking, "Wait, so the Steelers won?" I'll bite my tongue, and look forward to the day when it will once again be worth my time to know who the hell plays for the Niners these days.
The Puppy Bowl was delightful! So glad Jake got the MVP. Pugs are underappreciated for their athletic prowess.
Jersey Boy was robbed.
Ref was blind!
What about poor Claire, the French Bulldog? She was basically molested right there on the field, and SHE was the one sent off! Sexism!