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Thursday, February 18, 2010

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New York Tabs Get To The Point

Famous man makes news
I'm confused. Why didn't they just go with "WOMEN ARE WHORES"?

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HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Shut up Daily News, you are the unloved child.

Go start a fire in the garage and maybe someone will notice you.

Also, BREAKING NEWS: JOCKS LIKE TO BANG CHICKS.

lululemming
lululemming (#409)

TOO LITERAL.

Epicurean Dealmaker

SHAMELESS HOTTIE FOUND WITH BRAINLESS STAR

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Babes in the Woods

DigThatFunk
DigThatFunk (#2,457)

Wouldn't it have been more like "Woods in the Babes"?

DoctorDisaster
DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I guess "hide the white girls" was too obviously racist?

ALTHOUGH,
from what I know of the women he's been involved with, "Bimbos" isn't entirely off the mark. Charitably, you might say they're making fun of his taste in women. I don't know why you would want to be charitable to a NYC tab, but still.

Ronit
Ronit (#1,557)

Racist? But Tiger looks like a white guy in that photo.

jetztinberlin
jetztinberlin (#392)

Ack, this, that Daily Fail article, and today's BBC World Have Your Say topic ("Is rape ever the woman's fault?") can all fight it out for most hideously offensive / sexist trope and hopefully all beat each other to death in a dark alley. Ugh.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Wife Shows Phil Mickelson How to Beat Tiger

heartbreakturnip
heartbreakturnip (#1,190)

Is Tiger swollen with man juice? Is that what that is? I didn't know it would do that! If you're ovulating, don't go near him with a hat pin.

lost_in_transubstantiation

Isn't "serial tomcat" sorta redundant?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

http://x1c.xanga.com/76a81065d6370238927076/z151584891.gif

lost_in_transubstantiation

I never noticed before that Tony has a blue nose. Has that always been the case?

kitten_witawip

"I got a tiger in my tank." signed A. Whore

NinetyNine
NinetyNine (#98)

SHE AXED FOR IT

That covers all the bases, right?

sailor
sailor (#396)

Too sophisticated.

sigerson
sigerson (#179)

there has got to be a name for it when the News and the Post have the same headline! I picture the wood writers cursing and throwing all the shit off their desks when they see the other guys wood. This would be a halfie but still would count.

Is there some editor we can name this event after?

Is it just me or have there been a number of these lately?

she of the socks
she of the socks (#2,248)

You'll have to forgive the Headline Goblins at the Daily News. They were exhausted after using all their brain juice to come up with "Vonn-derful."

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