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Friday, February 26, 2010

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Moammar Gadhafi Is Sick Of Those Annoying Knives

"In a rambling address on Thursday, Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi called for holy war against Switzerland."

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Eureka Street
Eureka Street (#1,349)

omg THANK YOU

I've been saying this forever.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

"Monday I will travel to Los Angeles California, USA, to make a Timex commercial."

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Moammar's overreacting. Hannibal always has problems in the Alps.

oudemia
oudemia (#177)

Zing! (Those poor elephants.)

El Matardillo
El Matardillo (#586)

The first military unit to make it over the alps since Hannibal was the US Army's 3d Armored Cavalry Regiment in WWII.

petejayhawk
petejayhawk (#1,249)

The Swiss are assholes, though. He's right about that.

mallorykeaton
mallorykeaton (#2,650)

Moammar Gadhafi: Both fabulously stylish and unafraid to voice unspeakable truths.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

And anti-Semitic, you'd think these two would get along.

Also, step out from behind that bullet proof glass and call Jihad. Pussy.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

But did he think that Mao Asada and Plushenko were robbed of the gold?

rj77
rj77 (#210)

Asada, yes. Plushenko, no.

brad
brad (#1,678)

he's got style.

Backslider
Backslider (#819)

Switzerland should be wiped off the face of the Earth. Somehow they double-deal through every war, under the guise of "neutrality." Then the rest of the world somehow misreads this opportunism as an advocation of peace. Switzerland stands for nothing other than money and overrated chocolate. Get rid of Switzerland and you eliminate the banking system for most 3rd world dictators, gun runners, and drug cartels.

BadUncle
BadUncle (#153)

But you have to admit, their fighting cows are kind of excellent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_fighting

NotAndersonCooper

But give them credit for nailing Polanski.

rj77
rj77 (#210)

I guess he didn't care for the barber-pole design of their ladies' ski suits?

I thought they were cute.

RonMwangaguhung
RonMwangaguhung (#3,697)

How many tabs of mescaline do you suppose he ingests daily?

BadUncle
BadUncle (#153)

I'll be shorting raclette futures.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

There's a Harry Lime joke in here somewhere but I can't think of it.

Help!

CaptainFantastic

Supposedly the plan is to commandeer planes coming out of Heathrow for South Africa and crash them right into the Alps. Wait, maybe that's the Pols.

hman
hman (#53)

Bern! (Remember when mathnet said that a long time ago?)

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