25. "Ohhh, he's cute!"
24. "lol"
23. "WHAT?!"
22. "SHOW US YOUR DICK."
21. "sing me a song"
20. "Seth Green?"
19. "[Unintelligible screaming]."
18. "Nice glasses. Did your MOM make those glasses?"
17. "lemme see ur dick"
16. "u homo"
15. "wana see my tits :)"
14. "u look weird"
13. "FAG!!!"
12. "u german!?"
11. "nice porn stash"
10. "NICE BEARD!"
9. "Is that the guy who was brushing his teeth earlier?"
8. "are you on mythbusters"
7. "This guy looks like he belongs in The Hobbit."
6. "[Acoustic cover of 'Wonderwall']."
5. "chuck norris?"
4. "GINGER!!!"
3. "40 yr old?"
2. "hey giga shit! you smell of sweat and monk like your dad's asshole. your mother is so great that she can not see himself in the mirror and smells of the pat wart cream. your brother who you do not have as much mongolism that we should get him out of the way because he just makes the world worse.your aunt – tis face, she has lumps fork and now it is stuck in the ass on her. its true!!"
1. "FAGGOT!!!"
Tyler Coates spent way too much time on the Internet this weekend.
No 2 is... wow.
Yeah, I totally didn't see that one coming.
Ohhh, he's cute!
A Tumblr Reads-ing just for you: When I was 10, this rich kid with two phone lines and a CONF button showed me how to prank-call two people at once. He'd MUTE-d us, so they would find themselves in a non-conversation with each other, having no idea what to say, and sometimes not even understanding that they'd been punked. I believe he went on to invent ChatRoulette?
Also, #12 is my favorite!
Looks like the guy on Modern Family...
http://bit.ly/dxS5HR
You just made his Monday, for sure!
YAY YAY! I can die happy (never read another article about Chatroulette again) now.
Can you answer #8, please?
Oh, he's totally got to be that guy. Test him by asking something sciencey.
6. "[Acoustic cover of 'Wonderwall']."
From a dorm room, no doubt.
I thought #6 was amazing because I read is as the person actually typing "[Acoustic Cover of 'Wonderwall']", which would have been a genius response to a young guy with horn rims, a beard and a check shirt popping up their screen*.
*No offense, Tyler.
From a dorm room, no doubt.
More likely from a rectory at the Vatican.
You look like that guy who used to be that other guy.
Man, I wish my mom could make glasses.
Clearly, chatroulette calls for tableaux.
Are these in chronological order?
Now I don't feel so bad for missing out on this 'trend."
I thought for sure the white sunglasses prompted the "Did your MOM make those glasses" line. I don't know how to feel now.
What I want to know is if these people are just prone to calling any man a fag, or if they are amazingly perceptive. Or maybe Tyler was wearing a feather boa and a wig singing "And I am telling you"...
It's a little bit of Column A, a little bit of Column B.
How were her tits?
Will The Awl be acquiring ChatRoulette?
"who are you? Some cocain publicist? Che Guavera from the future?"
--the moment I, in my kitchen listening to Local Natives, also in white sunglasses, fell in love with ChatRoulette.
This is so gay.
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Ftw.
My roommate and I spent about an hour on chatroulette last night and you did NOT want to be my roommate after some frat boys called me "ugly." There were tears.
This list has a few surprises, but for the most part I think is what many of us would expect. I wonder if this site is going to continue to grow or this is a peak that it will soon fall from. However, many people have a unique interest in this type of social networking according to this video from Newsy.com: http://bit.ly/dBFQxw
Maybe it's just his webcam doesn't have that sleazy low-light vibe (unlike, for example, mine), but aww, Tyler's cute!
Show us your dick.
Ahem.