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Friday, February 19, 2010

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Jersey Mayhem: Prosecutors Seeking Heavy-Duty Italian-Looking Man Who Enjoys Leg-Breaking, Baseball-Batting And Collecting Money

new-jersey"Either we collect this money like a gentleman or we collect it like a tiger," said 60-year-old Michael "Mikey Red" Nobile. "And sometimes I like to collect it like a tiger." This according to federal wiretap evidence entered in his trial for extortion and conspiracy to commit extortion. Nobile, who New Jersey prosecutors describe as a "former leg-breaker," was allegedly one of three "heavy-duty Italian-looking men" who witnesses reported as violently threatening the manager of Lenny's pizzeria a Warren County pizzeria last summer. The wiretap, which was originally used to convict Nobile of assault ten years ago, also recorded him saying, "I will baseball bat your head!" For some reason, current employees of the pizzeria were reluctant to discuss the matter with newspaper reporters.

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bong hitler
bong hitler (#3,233)

I guess once a guy's been in the extortion business long enough, every piece of equipment becomes a verb: "I will crowbar your jaw", "I will tin-snip your pinky", etc. Lends one's discourse an air of tough-guy concision.

Flashman
Flashman (#418)

"It is a pretty little place, with about 25 tables, plants in the windows and not a single picture of Mount Vesuvius."

NotAndersonCooper

I would like to codeine my head right now.

Dave Bry
Dave Bry (#422)

Beer me that baseball bat and a couple codeine?

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

Little known fact: Married to the Mob is one of the finest films ever made.

dado
dado (#102)

Even worse then getting baseball batted is getting disappeared.

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