Fox News wonders if President Obama BOWED BEFORE the mayor of Tampa, FL. I am also wondering something: Do I laugh or cry? I'm leaning toward laugh, but when you think of the sheer pile of toxic bullshit built piece by piece on tiny mounds of crap like this, I can see the case for the other alternative.
Monday, February 1, 2010
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Maybe he was coughing up a hairball.
As a proud American I vow to never surrender to the Floridian menace.
His pinko staff probably told him they were in St. Petersburg.
And here I thought we weren't living in 16th century Europe or feudal japan with a rigid social code of gestures that enshrine our monarch's divinity. Silly me!
Why don't you cry and masturbate? You'll feel better.
*(pats on back)
He really needs to stop being so respectful in his gestures.
The American People demand (and deserve!) a president with the spine and gumption necessary to be arbitrarily hostile and standoffish. I mean, really.
He may as well have just sucked the mayor's dick while he was down there! Jesus Christ!
Hm. has anyone noticed our president happens to be tall? leaning down is a pretty natural way to make someone shorter than you feel comfortable.