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Monday, February 22, 2010

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How To Write, Fully Explained

"Take a pencil to write with on aeroplanes. Pens leak. But if the pencil breaks, you can't sharpen it on the plane, because you can't take knives with you. Therefore: take two pencils."
-Margaret Atwood explains how to write.

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deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

Yes yes. Or: bring your typewriter in a carry on.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

If you wrote it in blood, people are more likely to want to read it. Not because of passion, but length.

garge
garge (#736)

I had a pen somehow crack into two pieces in my hand as the plane was lazily preparing to takeoff. My hands were stuck in the 'I don't know' position while I waited for stewardship, like a child.

Mechanical pencils.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Boggle and a digital camera.

nicole
nicole (#2,443)

this made my day. really.

sailor
sailor (#396)

Or just leave it permanently imprinted on your imagination.

shaunr
shaunr (#726)

Christ, that feature's been troubling me all weekend. Was it supposed to show me that only Elmore Leonard and Will Self *can* write?

katiebakes
katiebakes (#32)

Seriously. I consoled myself with the subject line of "Ten rules for writing fiction." Obviously none of these apply to my Tumblr, right? RIGHT?

shaunr
shaunr (#726)

"Tweet what you know".

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I would prefer to take Margaret Atwood.

Lionel Mandrake

Or...bring 1 mechanical pencil.

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