There are a lot of women out there who have menstrual cycles. Generally, they talk about it amongst themselves. But sometimes menstruation becomes public! Like in Brittany Murphy's autopsy report, which, Us Weekly reports today, her husband has just read. (The magazine notes that he found reading it upsetting.) But women readers will note that there is some really intriguing menses-related information here.
Us quotes Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack: "Like all deaths, I go over and over and over it. She was dead within two hours of waking up, saying 'My chest is tight. I can't take a breath!' But that was part of her normal menstrual cycle. It was the perfect storm."
Her normal menstrual cycle?
"As someone whose conversations with other women are at least 40% about menstruation," said Rindley, probably an Aquarius, "I can honestly say I've never heard that one."
(40%? "The other 60% is about dicks," she explained.)
"Maybe she had PMS-related panic attacks," Rindley suggested. "I mean, to get serious, that could be what he meant. The hormones take over, they really do, it's nuts. I once cried for fifteen minutes over not being able to figure out a tool in Photoshop. Like deep wracking sobs."
I asked Laura, 34, if she experienced Brittany-Murphy-like menstruation. "No!" she said. "I mean I feel like I want to die sometimes, but that's for cramps-related reasons. But no, no chest-tightening at all."
"Also," Laura added, "Didn't she have a bunch of cold medicine in her system? AKA the stuff that my summer-of-96 roommates would often try to turn into speed?"
Laura noted, however, that "this speculation resembles a rumor that would have been passed around before those gender-segregated fifth-grade assemblies sponsored by the makers of various menstrual products more than anything."
I asked Vera, who is Jewish, the same question. "No NO NO NO," she said. "Just rage and hunger," she added.
"I mean I'm trying to think where he got this," she said. "Cause your boobs can hurt, sure. But not on the inside."
On the Internet, women often come together to discuss menstruation. According to an Internet website posting, yesterday, one woman admitted that "my period lasts 7-8 days, is painful, and is enormously heavy and messy. I routinely pass very large (think superball-sized, and larger) clots or masses of tissue-often multiple times in a day, and because of the clots I have intense cramping."
I sent that link to Rindley for her thoughts. "Eww!" she said.

Monjack says he had no idea that his wife was suffering from pneumonia which, exacerbated by multiple drug intoxication, caused her to die Dec. 20 at age 32.
Jesus. Take your pick between that and attributing two hours of chest pains to a period. Clueless knob.
Is this missing a "Mansplaining" tag here?
Help me out.
Mensplaining.
I was looking for the "servicey" tag!
Menstrual-related panic attack? No. As painful and hormonal as shark week may be, there is also the wave of "hey not pregnant!" relief which is incredibly calming.
Also, the feminazi in me would like to point out that the whole "OMG women are insane harpies who can't be trusted to think/act logically when they're on the rag!" is misogyny at its best.
Yeah, I'm not digging the implication that our little lady brains short circuit once a month either.
Shark Week.
LOVE IT.
@GoalieSanka: Yeah, me neither. It's way more frequent than that.
Oh thank you for "shark week."
"Maybe she had PMS-related panic attacks," Rindley suggested. "I mean, to get serious, that could be what he meant. The hormones take over, they really do, it's nuts. I once cried for fifteen minutes over not being able to figure out a tool in Photoshop. Like deep wracking sobs."
I have a friend who once had a "PMS-related panic attack" over the lack of pudding in her fridge. Like, collapsed on the floor of her kitchen, sobbing over her pudding-less existence.
"Also," Laura added, "Didn't she have a bunch of cold medicine in her system? AKA the stuff that my summer-of-96 roommates would often try to turn into speed?"
Aren't medicines containing pseudoephedrine pretty heavily regulated these days for precisely such reasons?
"Like, collapsed on the floor of her kitchen, sobbing over her pudding-less existence."
That's me pretty much every Tuesday and Friday and on alternate Saturdays. PMS ain't got a thing to do with it.
I don't know how you gals walk around with those things.
Believe me, we wish they were detachable. It would make life easier on many levels.
What was this post about?
G-d rest her. But possibility of anorexia (check)can fuck with menstruation; clueless boyfriend (OBVS.); possible cocktail of prescription drugs, mixed, long-term use (check); and then cold meds and pneumonia? This has nothing to do with menstruation and more to do with River Phoenix or Heath Ledger. G-d rest them too.
"On the internet, women come together to discuss menstruation" is my favorite sentence of the week. Sam Anderson shout tweet it.
Really? I had the same reaction as Rindley. Eww.
Anorexia causes heart problems and weird menstruation, btw. Confounding variable!
True. Also chest pains, but not to my personal experience difficulty breathing.
i am leaving this discussion as it will probably attract bears.
I just laughed so hard that blood sprayed out of my vagina!
oh my god. i'm so sorry.
Monjack glosses over the report's finding that severe anemia caused by Murphy's menstrual periods was a contributing factor in her death. It surely contributed to her chest pains, too. Thanks to the anemia, her heart was starved of oxygen. Left untreated, it's a matter of time before it ends in a heart attack. Add in her pneumonia, and it's obvious why she was complaining of chest pain and shortness of breath.
I finally paid attention to my periodic bouts of chest pain and went to the ER. What I'd thought was heartburn or imagination turned into a BFD with my being admitted into the cardiac unit for two days. Severe anemia? And it could've killed me? Had no idea.
That is amazing and frightening and interesting. I'm glad you got help!
Actually! I sometimes get a stabbing breast pain with my period that could (possibly) be confused with heart pain. My friends and I have discussed this and we refer to them as UBPs (unidentified breast pains). This, however, in no way excuses Brittany Murphy's husband for his thoughtless and suspicious lack of concern for some of his wife more obvious health problems, at least so far as I can gather from the tabloids.
Wow, never thought I'd see a "Whatever, she was probably on her period or something" from a guy when explaining his wife's cause of death! The bar has been raised (lowered)!