"We have to put in controls to protect the brand."
-A source explains the rationale behind MTV's decision to restrict the personal appearances of "Jersey Shore" cast members, lest they damage the franchise. Which is apparently somehow possible?
Monday, February 8, 2010
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Pauly D's fan base is about 85 percent women between 12 and 21
This, I think, is the more alarming revelation.
The 6th one is 22?
Look, there might be skeins of threads discussing this up and down the Internet, but I am late to this "Jersey Shore" thing so I am just going to ask:
Is it possible that The Situation is a day less than 37 years old? I don't buy 27 for a second.
horse, barn door, what an awesome quote.