Turns out there is something called "thirdhand smoke" and it will kill all of you that the first two hands have not managed to dispatch. Especially CHILDREN, who-in an alarming new trend-now put things in their mouths. Smokers: They are a cancer on society. (Haha, get it?)
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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I smoke 'cause I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.
Can someone who can watch video at work concisely explain what this is and why I should be frightened? Is it that cigarette smell "covered up" by Bath and Body works body spray? Will that kill me? WHAT is it?!?
I can't watch it either, so I hope it doesn't include new findings that suggest it to be harmful that I put out my cigarettes on my kids' toys.
Probably no more harmful than the toys already are.
Fortunately the doctors removed my thirdhand at birth.
Did you know that with smoke in the fourth dimension, a cigarette that your great grandfather hand-rolled and smoked more than a century ago can kill you dead TOMORROW!?
Fifth hand smoke can give you cancer if you accidentally see an image of someone smoking. This is why they're removing cigarettes from old movies - for the children.
"While the health concerns aren't totally clear..."