"If a woman makes more money than a man, the minute she pays for everything, she becomes the man. If she chooses to be the man, if she enjoys being the man, if she doesn't want to be a female, it's OK. It works if the guy is OK with being the female."
-Millionaire Matchmaker of reality TV fame Patti Stanger... enjoys being a girl?
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
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If I have money and no man, am I still the man? Or am I only the man if I have a man who has no money and is thus the female?
Incidentally, this is academic, because I have a man, and I have no money, which I think means I'm the woman, which I knew. So I'm just curious.
Money and no man makes you an ageless, sexless robot, forever shining its robomonocle on its mechayacht.
I never realized I had to look for a fly in my salad.
Gay marriage controversy: SOLVED
A TV personality spouting controversial platitudes? Someone call MSNBC.
Patti's right. I just dug through the closet and after 15 minutes or so found my balls under an old, unused George Foreman grill. They were very dusty. Now, if I can just save up $6 for a Caesar salad...
The George Foreman grill is how I cook a burger!
I started using mine for the first time in many years to make paninis. It's so handy now!
Where is the Caesar salad setting? Just in case.
You can get a Caesar salad in NYC for 6 bucks?
I think at Wendy's, if you hold the baked potato.
Pegging, and you'll pay for dinner? Sweet. Call me what you will.
I have a bad habit of punching my TV when I'm channel surfing and see this woman's horrible face.
It's science!
""I think men have lost their balls," she says to me, when I ask whether there's a "crisis of masculinity" in America. "I think they're hiding them somewhere and they haven't taken them out of the closet and dusted them off."
I really need to get around to this, but I have to clean my bathroom first.