The torch ran right out my window last night. It was preceded by these Coca Cola vans with dancing people. The person carrying the torch was fit, but I didn't see his face. So.
Avril Lavigne is a dumb talentless skank and embarassing to us.
Kiefer Sutherland, Donald Sutherland, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Linda Evangelista, Mr. Jay Manuel, Samantha Bee, Pammy Anderson, Kids in the Hall, SCTV alumni, Sandra Oh... We're everywhere.
Um: Alanis Morissette. Not only does her music still live on in our hearts and minds (right?), she made out with Carrie Bradshaw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qloir0i7Rz0
Mike Myers
Pamela Anderson
Jim Carrey
Tom Green
Drake
Seth Rogen
Ryan Reynolds
RUSH
Shania Twain
James Cameron
RUSH is cheating. Neil Peart or GTFO.
What about Geddy Lee?
Ryan Reynolds, though I wish it were David Cronenberg or Margaret Atwood.
Alice Munro FTW!!@!
I want Alan Thicke!
Bryan fuckin' Adams.
Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies. Blame Canada!
Pat Kiernan. He already let it slip this morning that he's headed to Vancouver. I suspect we'll see Pat lighting the torch.
Corey Haim!
For fashion reasons alone, it better be Don Cherry.
You really are a true hockey mom. It should be Don Cherry carrying the torch and Ron Mclean walking beside him and rolling his eyes in disgust.
I have changed my avatar in honor of the great Don Cherry.
Bobby. Orr.
The torch ran right out my window last night. It was preceded by these Coca Cola vans with dancing people. The person carrying the torch was fit, but I didn't see his face. So.
Tim fucking Horton- those luscious luscious donuts!
Bob Probert
Marty McSorley and Tie Domi do not approve.
Don Cherry Hockey Night in Canada
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3FwRoBoYuM
Avril Lavigne is a dumb talentless skank and embarassing to us.
Kiefer Sutherland, Donald Sutherland, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Linda Evangelista, Mr. Jay Manuel, Samantha Bee, Pammy Anderson, Kids in the Hall, SCTV alumni, Sandra Oh... We're everywhere.
Oh man. You had me until Mr. Jay.
Oh Gooood let it be Scott Thompson!
If the final torchbearer is Nelly Furtado, I will be very let down.
Um: Alanis Morissette. Not only does her music still live on in our hearts and minds (right?), she made out with Carrie Bradshaw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qloir0i7Rz0
ugh... I though I would be lucky enough to never Hear or read that name again, thank goodness most of her stuff is super forgetable.
Canadian Club.
mannequin jeff & jodie from today's special
Shout it loud and clear!
BLT from Degrassi who was on LOST this week. Crazy.
Dudley Dooright
Seagram's.
Celine Dion is going to smite you all for forgetting about her.
How about the Anne's? The first of Green Gables and the other, a Murray.
I'm pretty sure my mom would be stoked for that outcome. Don't forget to toss in the cast of Road to Avonlea for good measure.
Fuck the lot of them!
I'm not your buddy, friend!
Willie O'Ree.
...and Wayne Gretzky is the winner...!