86-year-old Senator Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ) has received a diagnosis of stomach cancer following an incident in which he was hospitalized with a bleeding ulcer. The cancer is treatable, and the senator's spokesfolk say that Lautenberg will be just fine and still plans to run for re-election when his term expires in 2014. And he's keeping up with the news! "In recent days, Lautenberg had been in touch with his staff and was on the phone a short time ago discussing the [Very Bad Things done by a Very Famous Person], his aides said ." So there's that!